EFB Chapter 351 This Guy Is Here To Be Funny, Right? The Show Has Begun
Chapter 351 This Guy Is Here To Be Funny, Right? The Show Has Begun
Abbot Lingzhi was stunned.
Lingfozi's Dharma attainments are much higher than that of him and Miaohui.
Therefore, Jinlun Temple decided to let Ling Buddha take the stage to give a speech.
But now, Ling Fuzi suddenly disappeared.
This caught Lingzhi Abbot a little off guard.
"what happened?"
Zen Master Miaohui came over and asked with a frown.
Abbot Lingzhi said with a gloomy face: "Ling Buddha is gone."
"It happens to be pulling your hips at this time... Come on, I will try my best to help you in the back." Zen Master Miao Hui rubbed his temples and said solemnly.
The golden Buddha condensed in the air and stared at everyone's eyes, which was a great opportunity to promote Dharma.
As the saying goes, the opportunity cannot be lost, and only the abbot of Lingzhi can stand on top.
Buzz!
The sky above Mount Taiyue blooms with dazzling Buddha light, shining brightly.
The golden Buddha sits on the golden lotus, and the sacred solemnity is solemn. The Kasaya dances like a rainbow, and it is even solemn and gorgeous.
Seeing this scene, everyone fell into it, and their eyes were dazed.
"My temple pays attention to meditation and good deeds, and the heart is towards my Buddha. If you have the heart towards Buddha, you can enter my Golden Wheel Temple..."
Abbot Lingzhi stepped on the void, surrounded by the Buddha's light, the figure of Sacred and stalwart came into everyone's eyes, and spoke softly.
He and the Golden Buddha complement each other, as if possessing a strange magic power, which can penetrate into the depths of the souls of people and quietly change the inner thoughts of these people.
Seeing this, Tang Chen frowned slightly.
He felt a ray of evil from the Buddha's light.
"My good fellow, it turns out that the Fa was taught in this way, no wonder Jinlun Temple has such confidence!" He suddenly felt in his heart.
"It seems that it is not bad to join Jinlun Temple."
"Yes, I can really feel the sincerity of Jinlun Temple."
"If Jinlun Temple can lead me to the Paradise of Elysium, I would like to join."
Many people nodded slightly, seeming to agree.
Abbot Lingzhi and Zen Master Miaohui showed a hint of joy in their eyes.
Luckily there was no accident!
As long as these people join Jinlun Temple, they can be turned into God's blood food, thereby further promoting the recovery plan.
Whoa!
Many people acted at this moment and rushed to the central mountain where Jinlun Temple is located.
All of them put their hands together and walked like a pilgrimage.
clang!
But at this moment, a bell with an aura of chaos rang, and all those who were bewitched by the Golden Wheel Temple were awakened.
They woke up like a dream, and three philosophical questions appeared in their heads.
who I am?
where am I?
What have you done just now?
"Everyone, it's fate to meet, why don't you join the white prostitution religion created by me, Gao Dafu!"
A hearty laugh came at the right time.
Everyone's eyes turned, and Qi Qi looked at a small hill with a stunned expression.
Especially Gao Wen, his eyes were as wide as copper bells, and he murmured in disbelief: "Da... Da Fu?"
on the hill.
The tall and rich man stood with his head held high, with a warm smile on his face.
He wears a crown, although it is a little smaller, it is full of contrast.
The face is full of calm and confident, as if it contains magic.
"Is this a joke?"
Zen Master Miaohui was stunned.
White prostitution?
Listening to the name is not a serious religion.
On the side, the abbot of Lingzhi was also laughing and laughing.
"It doesn't matter, you continue to guide everyone with Dharma, and I will blend in with evil spirits, don't affect the big plan!"
Zen Master Miaohui gave Gao Dafu a stern look and said solemnly.
Abbot Lingzhi nodded heavily, looked away, and directly ignored the living treasure of Gao Dafu.
"Cultivating Buddha with a pure heart, surrendering to the golden wheel, and when you are successful, you can follow me into the Land of Ultimate Bliss..."
He sat cross-legged in the void, and one after another obscure and incomprehensible Buddhist Dafa slowly spread from the mouth of the golden Buddha behind him.
The Buddha's light shines down, like a little wave, sparkling sprinkled all over Mount Taiyue, and reintegrated into people's hearts.
Gao Dafu glanced at Jinlun Temple and smiled disdainfully.
"Those who join the sect of prostitution are proud of prostitution, the main thing is prostitution, and the ultimate goal of life is prostitution!"
His voice was like thunder, echoing in the sky.
almost simultaneously.
The crown of faith circulates hazy divine light, directly injecting the power of faith into these words, cutting off Dharma of Jinlun Temple abruptly.
Boom!
The void vibrated, and the Buddha's light burst.
Those who were about to believe in Jinlun Temple were awakened again.
The originally ridiculous speech, under the blessing of the crown of faith, became incomparably Sacred, even more tall and majestic.
Seeing this, Tang Chen couldn't help but smile, it really worked.
Jinlun Temple was completely silent.
A group of monks looked at each other in shock, what is the origin of this Fatty?
Abbot Lingzhi and Zen Master Miaohui were full of astonishment.
Although they came here by taking their bodies, they were also blessed by Dharma, but their words were forcibly interrupted by a fat pig.
Is this reasonable!
"The sect of whoring gods is free and carefree, pays attention to the present, and looks to the future. If it develops, you can prostitute everything in the world for nothing."
Tall and rich stood with his hands behind his back, his voice full of confidence.
Someone asked in surprise: "Can you really prostitute anything?"
"That's natural. Whether it's Cultivation Technique or Heavenly and Mortal Treasures, only you can't think of it, and you can't prostitute without you!"
Gao Dafu smiled proudly and nodded.
This kind of unreasonable and unfounded words, many people find it ridiculous, but inexplicably feel full of truth.
"Master, is he a big cake?" Gu Lin'er smiled tenderly.
Tang Chen held back his laughter until his stomach hurt, and said with a low smile: "Forget it, and it's still a super pie, it depends on how round it is."
If Gao Dafu usually talks like this, everyone will think that he is completely crazy.
But at this time, tall and rich with the help of the crown of faith, many people have begun to regard him as a belief.
The power of faith spread out, turned into vague and small fluctuations, and poured into the crown of faith one after another, shining faintly.
"It's done!"
Tang Chen noticed this, and immediately his eyes revealed joy.
With the power of faith, it means that these people have faith in the sect of whoring gods!
Golden Wheel Temple.
The faces of the monks were as gloomy as water.
Abbot Lingzhi growled frantically: "What the hell is going on here, he... how did he do it!"
Master Miaohui was also extremely angry.
Gao Dafu's speech was extremely clumsy and crude, and his words were even more illogical, but he was followed by more and more people.
Could it be that people of this age are good at this?
Just when Jinlun Temple was full of confusion, a more strange and shocking scene happened!
I saw Ling Buddha and a group of monks suddenly appear, and in a very neat posture, they fell under the mountain where Gao Dafu was.
"The high sect master is solemn and solemn, and let us know that we are small. From now on, I am willing to leave the Jinlun Temple and belong to the sect of whoring!"
Ling Buddha knelt down and bowed, his tone solemn and reverent.
"The sect leader's words are mysterious and profound, and I will be convinced!"
"White prostitution of gods, number one in the world!"
Behind Ling Buddha, a group of monks knelt down one after another.
When the girls saw this, they were so happy that they couldn't straighten their waists.
This is too workable!
Jinlun Temple is probably all stunned!
Whoa!
The entire Taiyue Mountain instantly boiled.
No one expected that the dignified Buddhist disciple of Jinlun Temple would publicly announce that he would belong to the sect of whoring.
Even Zen Master Miaohui, who had seen the wind and rain, couldn't recover for a while. Kasaya fell off his shoulders, looked at Gao Dafu with a dull expression, and muttered in his mouth: "This... pigs have become leaders?"
"Ling Buddha, you bastard, you... how dare you betray Jinlun Temple!"
Abbot Lingzhi was the first to react, and in his anger, he couldn't help but curse.