EFB Book 5: Chapter 89
Book 5: Chapter 89
Book 5: Chapter 89
A butler walked up to Vanessa and whispered in her ear. A moment later, a strange expression appeared on her face, but it disappeared a second later. She smiled at the audience. Ladies and gentlemen, Ive just been informed the armadillo had been purchased earlier by the king of Konigreich, His Majesty Vur Besteck. Luckily, theres more than one armadillo up for sale.
Vur glanced down at his chest. Do you need another?
No. Stellas voice came out of Vurs tattoo. One is enough. Alright, you weird ball creature, pee on this. Are you shy? Chompy! I need you to scare something for me!
Vur reached over and grabbed a piece of meat. He stuffed it into his mouth and stared ahead at the stage. A second armadillo was revealed by Vanessa, and after confirming no one was coming up onto the stage to eat it, Vanessa began the auction. Only two armadillos were handed over to the Edward family, she said. One male and one female. Unfortunately, the male has already been eaten, so if youd like to find a mate for this armadillo, it wont happen here. Alas, if the male still existed, Im sure someone wouldve paid a fortune to buy both of these cute creatures. Vanessa shook her head before glancing around. Well start the bid at one hundred gold, and I can only hope the seller will forgive me if the price doesnt reach as high as they expected.
There was a knocking sound on the door, and both Ed and Vur turned their heads. The maid standing by Vurs side asked, Would you like me to open it?
Vur nodded, and the maid placed her trays down before opening the door. A butler appeared, and behind him, there was a winged woman. Excuse me, Your Majesty, the butler said. This woman claims to be your friend. Security found her wandering around outside the premises. Do you know her?
Vur blinked. Oh, hey, he said. Whereve you been?
Where have I been? the Recordkeeper asked. Where have you been? You went hunting for the Dragon Slayers a week ago, and then you vanished off the face of the planet. Its like you completely forgot about me.
Vur scratched his head. I was sleeping.
The Recordkeeper nodded. Why didnt you bring me with you to the auction?
I forgot.
I treat Tafel better than I treat you, Vur said and picked up a piece of meat. With that, the meat tray was empty, and the maid bowed before leaving to get it refilled.
The Recordkeeper snorted. A good person treats everyone fairly.
Vur shrugged. A good dragon does what he wants, he said before tossing the piece of meat into his mouth.
The Recordkeeper shook her head before getting up and grabbing the small booklet. She sat book down and browsed through it while eating her banana. A moment later, her eyes lit up. Hey, she said and leaned close to Vur, holding the book open. Can you
Vur nudged the Recordkeeper, causing her to fall out of her seat again.
I didnt block your view this time, the Recordkeeper said and stared at Vur as she climbed back onto the chair. Whyd you push me off?
I dont want to see the book, Vur said.
The Recordkeeper closed the book and exhaled through her nose. Alright. Can you help me obtain an item from the auction later?
Sure, Vur said and nodded. But you have to pay me back.
I thought you were supposed to be magnanimous.
Vur shrugged. The moneys not mine. Its Eds. It wouldnt be fair to him.
The Recordkeeper glanced at the well-dressed skeleton. He nodded at her. I can have a contract drawn up right away. Since youre His Majestys friend, we can forego the interest, but the principal sum must be paid in full.