EFB Chapter 336
Chapter 336
Chapter 336 Tathagata: I’m used to it, fast forward to the funeral
On this side, Chu Hao sits comfortably on the wall of Chang’an City.
Next to him, Cui Jue stood with his hands hanging beside him, and the Ten Temples Yan Luo also stood respectfully, each of them trembling with fright.
Especially Cui Gui, whose face was originally a hideous cyan, is now scared to white, losing the majesty of the judge.
He still remembered that after Yuan Shoucheng summoned himself out, Cui Gui became more afraid of Chu Hao’s various obscene things!
“Don’t be nervous.” Chu Hao comforted.
There was a crying smile on Cui Gui’s face.
However, it was said that Cui Hui was ordered by Chu Hao to take Yuan Shoucheng to the eighteenth floor of The Underworld.
The Yamas were also curious at first, so why did they bring a palace fortune teller when they went out?
As soon as I heard, oh, it turned out that it was yesterday that a dozen-year-old Yuan Shoucheng summoned himself up and offended the god of prison, so Cui Jue got Chu Hao’s order and came down to arrange Yuan Shoucheng.
The underworld heard that Cui Jue had offended Chu Hao, so he didn’t dare to neglect. Apart from anything else, Ten Temple Yama came up to see Chu Hao with Judge Cui.
King Qin Guang shivered, “Big big, big man, Cui Jue convicted the official for fornicating a mortal fortune, and entering the palace indiscriminately. What crime do you think should be convicted?”
Cui Gui knelt down in fright, and cried out.
“Big guy for mercy, I have an old man… No, I’m all gone. You see I’m so pitiful, just let me go!”
The Yama of the Ten Temples dared not speak or intercede beside him, like a child who was punished, waiting for punishment with peace of mind.
There are ten halls of Yama, and the judges of He Fengdu are so scared that it is rare.
Chu Hao couldn’t hear these ghosts crying and howling, waved his hand, “Cui Gui is guilty…”
Without saying a word, Yama of the Ten Temples immediately picked up various Magic Treasures, and cried Cui Wei to be executed in court.
Cui Gui’s face turned green again in fright and fell soft to the ground.
Chu Hao Khan, “I mean, he is guilty, but he is not guilty of death, but he can do meritorious service. I haven’t finished speaking yet, are you in such a hurry to kill him?”
Cui Jue seemed to go from The Underworld to Heaven Court in an instant, and the smile on his face was as bright as a blooming chrysanthemum.
“Ah? I don’t have to die?” Cui Gui smirked.
Chu Hao said indifferently: “Certain your sins and do meritorious service. And you…”
Chu Hao pointed to Yama of the Ten Temples.
Yama of the Ten Temples was soft at his feet and almost knelt down.
“What does the boss give? I will do my best!”
Chu Hao looked helpless, “Don’t be so afraid of me, I won’t eat you again.”
Yama of the Ten Temples shut up and shook his head, scared to pee in his heart.
No, you will not eat us, you will deep-fry us.
Chu Hao gave me a blank look, “Remember what I told you before. Also, take this one and arrange the underworld for me. Go on.”
According to his own idea, Chu Hao recorded how to arrange the netherlands on the jade, as long as King Yama of the ten temples saw it, he should understand.
Yama of the Ten Temples and the judge Cui Guiru were amnesty, and they took the jade apart from anything else, turned their heads and left, seizing the time to run away.
Although Cui Gui didn’t know what would happen, as long as he was able to commit his crimes, he would definitely do it with all his strength!
Chu Hao sighed, am I so scary? Am I very gentle?
…
But it is said that Guanyin Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva hurriedly returned to the west.
Upon entering the Great Leiyin Temple, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva shouted in the same place:
“My Buddha, the big thing is not good!”
“My Buddha, something has happened!”
Buddha Tathagata sat on the stone platform and saw two Bodhisattva rushing in in a panic, his nose sour.
Funeral, are you going to be in pairs now?
Sadness has doubled!
Oh, I don’t listen, I don’t listen! Who can help me!
The Buddha Tathagata was exhausted, but was tired and asked:
“Go ahead, what bad news is coming for me again? I’m mentally prepared.”
Guanyin Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva looked at each other, and finally Samantabhadra Bodhisattva swallowed:
“My Buddha, there is a big problem!”
“I was ordered…”
Buddha Tathagata waved his hand and said tiredly: “Fast forward to the result of the bad news.”
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva was stunned for a moment, did not expect that Buddha Tathagata should be so familiar with the road?
But isn’t it? Every time Bodhisattva comes, he says a lot of foreshadowing and prepares a lot for Buddha Tathagata, but Buddha Tathagata only feels deeper despair.
Now Tathagata Buddha wants to skip the bedding, open the knife and spear, you just say what, who and who died.
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva said bluntly:
“The ghost of the Weihe Dragon King who went to intimidate King Tang was dragged to the small black room by the King Tang and smashed to death with a brick.”
When Tathagata heard it, he took a deep breath.
Tathagata Buddha’s tone was full of despair, tired and helpless,
“Who can tell me why a mortal emperor can hammer the ghost of a fairy Realm to death with bricks?!”
“It’s not cultivating immortals!”
Buddha Tathagata wanted to stand upside down so that the tears would not shed.
Jojo, I don’t want to be a Buddha anymore!
Why is it so difficult to be a Buddha this year?
woo woo woo woo……
Seeing that Buddha Tathagata showed such a miserable appearance, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva bowed his head and did not dare to speak.
But Guanyin Bodhisattva, anyway, I’m used to reporting a funeral, and I’m familiar with it.
“My Buddha, there is even worse news.”
Buddha Tathagata pulled his chest, took a few deep breaths, and said:
“Go ahead, I can stand it.”
Guanyin Bodhisattva said bluntly:
“Then King Tang suspected that he had eaten the spirit pill before he was able to ward off evil and hammer the ghost to death.”
Buddha Tathagata’s face turned black immediately,
“Shenling Pill?! Isn’t that the Medicine Pill that Sage can refine? How can Tang Wang eat this Medicine Pill?!”
“Wait, what about that abnormal number? Could it be caused by that abnormal number?”
Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head.
“At that time, the abnormal number was being entangled by us. Furthermore, until I arrived in Chang’an, the abnormal number was in Chang’an. How could he know our opportunities.”
“unless……”
Guanyin Bodhisattva did not go on.
However, all the Buddhas present had cold eyes, looking around, suspicion of each other.
The meaning of Guanyin Bodhisattva’s words is very obvious, unless there is a traitor in the western sky, and it is the kind of strong person who can get in touch with the journey to the west.
Buddha Tathagata denied on the spot:
“Impossible, all the Buddhas in the Western Heavens all practice Dharma as hard as they can.
When Buddha Tathagata said this, he actually didn’t have any psychological background.
One thing he said, he had already doubted it himself…
But for the stability of the Western Heavens, at least on the surface, Buddha Tathagata could not speak out about it.
Tathagata Buddha said condensedly;
“It seems that this matter is too good, the old man came prepared, but Sage acts, we don’t want to guess, I will ask the teacher to hold it accountable.”
“How to make up for the top priority?”
If Taishang Laojun knew that he had carried this pot somehow, he would definitely scold his mother.
I practiced a Medicine Pill so hard that I didn’t even show the door. I was blackmailed several times without telling me. Now I still want to give it to others for nothing?
This kind of grievance, who is going to make sense!
But Chu Hao concealed the secrets, Sage is not counted, and no one would think that Chu Hao can pill refining.
So, Lao Jun, too, is determined!