EFB Chapter 163 A Bit Sloppy
Chapter 163 A Bit Sloppy
"Fugui, is it appropriate for me to say this? Isn't it more or less sloppy?"
"somewhat"
After that, Jing Nian made up his mind, and directly put Zhuyan Pill into Liu Shuang'er's mouth, and then leaned forward to force her to swallow it.
After a long time, the two separated.
"Why?"
Liu Shuang'er's why has many meanings, and there are many answers for Jing Nian to choose from [But Thirty Years chose an answer that could break through her psychological defense in an instant.
"Because I like you the most now"
The corners of Liu Shuang'er's eyes became moist instantly, and two tears flowed down her cheeks.
"Why do you have to provoke me?"
"I'm sorry, but I really can't lie to myself."
three days later
Jing Nian took Liu Shuang'er out of the city directly, and summoned a portal directly after arriving in the wild.
Thanks to his unremitting use of the big turntable every day during this period of time, he was finally randomly placed in a location very close to Buddhism.
Dunhuang City.
Two outer disciples of Buddhism are preaching to the Common people in the city.
"My Buddha said that all pain and tribulations come from the obsession in the heart. Only by letting go of the obsession in the heart can the "seven three zeros" and six roots be purified, and you will become a Buddha immediately!
"Amitabha~"
Tangtang looked at her senior brother who was teaching the Dharma with an adoring face, full of admiration and respect.
This is my brother, the guide who led me into Buddhism, the Dharma is exquisite, and the way is profound.
In the entire Buddhism, it belongs to the best among the strong.
According to the seniority ranking of Buddhism, Xuanming, Wufangzhengfa, his brother Zhengjing can also be regarded as highly respected.
But in the next second, a voice suddenly came from the sky.
"Get out of here~"
With a sound of "Boom~", a burst of dust rose up, completely covering Senior Brother Zhengjing who was teaching the Dharma.
Jing Nian, who was in the dust, looked at the excited Liu Shuang'er, but was a little speechless.
I originally planned it well, so it should be able to land smoothly!
But who knew that Liu Shuang'er in the air was as excited as if she had been injected with chicken blood, and she insisted on Jing Nian or something.
But who is Jing Nian, do you want me to give it to you?
After arguing with each other, the two missed the best time to land, and fell down like two meteorites.
Fortunately, Jing Nian had sharp eyesight and quick hands, and hugged Liu Shuang'er tightly into her arms, otherwise wouldn't she be a little star this time?
"Hey, why did I fall from such a height, but it didn't hurt at all?"
Just when Jing Nian was still in doubt, he slowly stretched out a hand from under him.
"Help help"
"I'll go~"
This slightly trembling voice, as well as the slowly outstretched hand, immediately startled Jing Nian.
After he got up, he took a closer look, and it turned out that there was a person under him!
But Jing Nian took a closer look, isn't this a monk? It seemed to him that he had found the right place.
Master, Ami Tofu, I really didn't mean to"
"donor."
Master Zheng Jing shouted at Jing Nian with great difficulty.
"Master, tell me, I'm listening!"
"Donor. It's time to lose weight"
"Ahem․"
This sentence directly choked Jing Nian enough, this master is afraid that his eyesight is not good, and he was obviously smashed on him by two people, how can he think that he is fat?
So Jing Nian decided to find a chance to smash the master himself. He didn't want to prove anything, but just wanted to tell the master that he is really not fat.
After the dust cleared, Tangtang finally saw her brother Zhengjing.
In the next second, he rushed forward, hugged his brother's body tightly and cried loudly.
"Brother, how are you, don't scare me!"
"I just said that I had a dream last night that you went to see the Buddha, and it turned out to be true~"
"Ahem, Junior Brother Tang, don't shake it anymore, even if Senior Brother didn't get crushed to death, he will be killed by you.
Thirty minutes later, next year, the two of them and two monks arrived in front of a temple.
"Benefactor, are you sure you want to ordain or become a monk?"
"Yes, I've made up my mind. I've seen through the world of mortals long ago. Looking at the clouds and mist is nothing but romance~"
Although Jing Nian's expression was serious, Master Zhengjing and Tangtang still had doubts.
"Senior brother, shouldn't it be that the wind, the flowers, the snow and the moon are all just looking at the clouds?"
Master Zhengjing shook his head solemnly.
It’s not important, as long as it’s up to you, we’re all practicing orthodox Buddhism!”
"Brother, Tangtang understands!"
"Well, it's good to understand."
On the other side, Liu Shuang'er was a little unhappy.
It turns out that there is no such thing as a nun in Buddhism, and women are not recruited at all.
And this is something that Jing Nian didn't think about. Originally, he thought that if he had a chance in the future, he would hold a Tianluo staff and go grab the wife with other bald donkeys.
So after the two decided, Jing Nian would worship Buddhism alone, while Liu Shuang'er was responsible for staying in Dunhuang City and taking care of it.
As for the content of the response?
In Liu Shuang'er's words, the main reason is that Jing Nian is with a group of smelly monks every day, and if she becomes crooked, it will be too late for her to cry.
So the two agreed that Jing Nian would come back at least once every seven days to check his homework regularly.
"Two masters, I didn't worship Buddhism just because of a whim. I have looked up to the Buddha for a long time, and I even heard the allusion of the Buddha cutting meat to feed the eagle, and imitated it.
"Oh? I don't know how the donor followed suit?"
Master Zhengjing suddenly recovered his spirits. You must know that it is their task to discover disciples, and it is too late for them to welcome Jing Nian, who came to his door on his own initiative.
What's more, if they still come with performance, they may be promoted faster than them.
It's just that Song Neng and the others can judge by themselves whether the performance is high or low.
"Ahem․"
Jing Nian coughed a few times to clear his throat, and then began to speak.
"Remember it was a cold winter"
"When I was collecting herbs on the mountainside, I actually found a nest of giant snakes"
"They were all frozen into a ball, surrounded by a few baby snakes in the middle, it was very pitiful
"So I just starved them."
"Then what?"
Monk Zhengjing couldn't help asking.
"Then, I adopted them."
"Brother, he didn't cut the meat to feed the snake, this achievement is not enough
"It's not important, as long as you want it!"
Then Monk Zhengjing looked at Jing Nian and Liu Shuanger and asked very seriously..0
"Benefactor, have you thought about it?"
"Thought it out!"
Jing Nian nodded without the slightest hesitation.
Monk Zhengjing looked at Jing Nian who did not hesitate at all, and took a deep breath.
Good guy. There is such a beautiful woman who still wants to become a monk. If he has such a beautiful wife, he will not become a monk even if he is killed!
"Since this is the case, then the poor monk and the younger brother will wait here for a day for the benefactor, and then return here after the benefactor has settled down the trivial matters in the world. The poor monk will bring the benefactor
"I will now."
"Okay, thank you Heavenly Master!"
Jing Nian shook his head and was about to say that he could leave now, but Liu Shuang'er interrupted him the next moment, pulling Jing Nian away.
It wasn't until Jing Nian was dragged by Liu Shuang'er to the street that he let go.
"Shuang'er you?"
Jing Nian looked at Liu Shuang'er with some puzzlement, why did the two of them change their minds when they said they would split up?
"Jing Nian, I know you are anxious to save the world, but can't you stay with me before you save the world?"
"I'm a little girl, I'm not familiar with the place I live in this city of Dunhuang, and I'm about to live a life of loneliness and helplessness all day long, don't you feel sorry for me?"
Facing the aggrieved Liu Shuang'er who was about to shed tears, Jing Nian felt a little unbearable.
"Okay, then I'll leave tomorrow."
"Yeah, I know you love me the most, and you won't leave me alone."
seven days later
"Brother Zhengjing, do you think we have been let go?"
"Junior Brother Tangtang, the Buddha said so"
"What did you say?"
"My Buddha said that it's good when the heart is here, don't you see that people are here?"
Tangtang heard the sound and looked around, and Yong Nian's figure was clearly visible in the distance.
"Brother, what the Buddha said is right, I have enlightened again!"
"Enlightened. That's good."
Jing Nian walked up to the two of them and touched his head in embarrassment.
"The 0.1 lady in the family is really pestering, so it took a little longer, and I hope the master will forgive me."
"Brother, I don't know why, I'm a little sour
"Brother, it's okay, my Buddha said that the seven emotions and six desires are human's normal emotions, and I feel sour for my brother."
"But it doesn't matter, I Buddha said"
"Senior brother, I don't need to say anything, I know, just do what you want!"
"Of course!"
Then the monk Zhengjing turned around and walked towards the temple.
"The benefactor is following closely."
"clear."
Although Jing Nian said that he understood, but in fact he was very confused. Didn't he mean to go up the mountain? What's the point of going to the small temple?
Tangtang, who was walking behind, seemed to see Jing Nian's doubts, and immediately opened his mouth to explain.
"The benefactor does not know that there is a teleportation formation in this temple, and we can directly enter the Canaan Mountain, the headquarters of Buddhism, through teleportation.
"sharp!"
Jing Nian is full of worship, and his face is full of yearning for Buddhism.
"However, benefactor, don't be too happy too early. Our Buddhism has conditions for accepting disciples.
"What conditions?"
It is the first time Jing Nian has heard of the conditions for becoming a monk.