Chapter 81: A Wonderful Misunderstanding.
Chapter 81: A Wonderful Misunderstanding.
Bottom of the pool.
The high pressure, combined with free breathing, made Bai Chen's cultivation seem divinely aided, and his body's energy was rapidly squeezed out to temper his internal organs.
Perhaps because all his bodily functions were focused on refining his internal organs, his blood flow became unusually slow.
His breathing became extremely long, and his heartbeat slowed down even more.
Bai Chen revealed a relieved expression.
This visible speed of cultivation is like the relief of having been constipated for several days and then using an enema, resulting in a rapid and satisfying bowel movement.
That is, just as he was enjoying his cultivation—
A figure rushed over, grabbed Bai Chen's arm, and floated towards the surface of the water.
"Holy crap, who is this? What are they doing here?"
Bai Chen was both shocked and furious, and instinctively wanted to resist.
But when he saw that it was Audrey and the anxious look on her face, he let her pull him up to the surface.
...
Wow~
A burst of air bubbles appeared at the top of the pool, and Audrey, pulling Bai Chen along, quickly swam towards the entrance.
"Yaha..."
Audrey struggled to lift Bai Chen to the shore and pressed down hard on his chest with both hands.
She wasn't sure if it was just her imagination, but she felt that Bai Chen's chest was as hard as a rock, and she couldn't press down on it at all.
After pressing more than ten times.
Without the slightest hesitation, she opened her lips, took a deep breath, and bent down towards Bai Chen's mouth...
"Um?"
Bai Chen was dumbfounded.
From the moment the other person dived down to his side, then pulled him to the water's edge to press on him, and finally bent down to kiss him...
All of this happened in the blink of an eye.
"Are women in the US really that open-minded? Or is it just that I, Bai, am too charming?"
Bai Chen was full of doubts, but seeing the other person's lips approaching, he did not refuse.
After all, the woman in front of him was very beautiful, with a cold and aloof temperament like an ice queen.
Of course, looks are secondary; the main reason is that the other person is a diving instructor, and one should be mindful of social etiquette, right?
Amidst a multitude of thoughts—finally, their lips met.
Bai Chen subconsciously stuck out his tongue.
Suddenly!!
Audrey suddenly woke up and instinctively tried to dodge.
Unfortunately, Bai had already taken her as a sign of affection and thought that her avoidance was just playing hard to get.
Bai Chen grabbed her head and pressed it down, then continued kissing her.
"Waaah... Ugh..."
Audrey was shocked, feeling the warmth in her mouth, her body trembling slightly.
She tried to resist, but the other person grabbed the back of her head with both hands and she couldn't break free.
Several minutes passed, and she was almost out of breath when the other person finally let go.
Audrey was filled with shame and indignation. After regaining her mobility, she raised her hand and slapped him across the face.
"Hey, Coach Audrey, what's wrong?"
Bai Chen frowned slightly, grabbed Audrey's hand, and asked with a puzzled look in his eyes.
This girl must have a serious illness, right?
He kissed himself right away, and then slapped himself after that.
Wait, I heard there's a special way of playing with letters in the US. Could it be that this girl has this kind of peculiar fetish?
Just as Bai Chen was filled with doubt.
Audrey spoke up, scolding Bai Chen, "You scoundrel! I kindly saved you and even gave you CPR, and you...you..."
She was furious, her chest heaving, her finger trembling as she pointed at Bai Chen.
help me?
Bai Chen was taken aback at first, but after thinking about it for a moment, he suddenly realized what was going on.
No wonder the other person suddenly went underwater, then grabbed me and brought me to the shore, stroking my chest and kissing me on the lips.
It turns out it was CPR!
Bai Chen was immediately embarrassed and couldn't help but touch his nose, explaining, "Sorry, Coach Audrey, I thought you were going to..."
"You bastard!" Audrey was filled with shame and indignation, her fair face turning slightly red.
"I apologize for my reckless behavior just now."
Knowing he was in the wrong, Bai Chen didn't argue with the other party, but instead asked in confusion:
"But Coach Audrey, why did you suddenly go into the water and drag me ashore?"
In truth, he was wronged.
He was cultivating peacefully when he was suddenly pulled up, which led to this awkward misunderstanding.
Upon hearing Bai Chen's question,
Audrey then remembered that she had just been trying to save someone.
The reason for saving the person was that the employer's heart rate had dropped to an unbelievable level.
"what?"
Audrey looked Bai Chen up and down, but was stunned.
I hadn't paid attention earlier because of my shame and indignation, but now that I've looked closely, I've noticed something illogical—
That's because... the blood color is too red!
Normally, when the heart rate drops to that level, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that the person is deathly pale.
It is often accompanied by dizziness, nausea, extreme weakness, and may even lead to fainting.
But the person in front of me was radiant and full of energy, showing no sign of weakness whatsoever.
"Mr. Bai Chen, your heart rate just dropped to 25. Normally you should have fainted, but you..."
Audrey frowned, not bothering to investigate the other person's earlier tongue-sticking-out incident, her mind filled with doubt.
"Oh, I see. It was indeed a misunderstanding."
Bai Chen roughly guessed what was going on.
It's highly likely that it's related to his own cultivation.
During his cultivation, his body experienced a peculiar state, which led the girl in front of him to mistakenly believe that he was in danger, hence the emergency measure of artificial respiration.
"Coach Audrey, perhaps it's because my body has changed during my training that you mistakenly believe I'm in danger."
Bai Chen first offered an explanation, then added a word of advice:
"However, I must remind you that this situation may occur again in the future, so please do not recklessly interrupt my cultivation again."
"What is cultivation?" Audrey asked blankly, her lips slightly parted.
"Cultivation... how do I explain it to you? Oh right, you know Marvel, right? Doctor Strange was learning from the Ancient One, that's cultivation!"
Bai Chen pondered for a moment, and finally found something that the people of the United States could understand, and explained it to them.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible."
Audrey, however, looked incredulous and questioned, "That's something from a movie, how could it possibly appear in the real world?"
"Just an example, do you understand?"
Bai Chen felt somewhat helpless, thinking that the people of the United States were inflexible and lacked adaptability. He simply said directly:
"In short, don't interrupt me so rudely next time, or I will file a complaint against you."
"This..." Audrey hesitated, worried about a safety accident and also afraid of complaints.
After hesitating for a long time, she finally gritted her teeth and said, "Mr. Bai Chen, I can leave you alone, but for your safety, please allow me to observe from the side."
After Audrey finished speaking, she stared straight at the other person.
This is her bottom line: as long as it's under her watchful eye, even if a problem arises, at least she can provide timely assistance.
"Whatever!"
Bai Chen shrugged, turned around, and plunged back into the deep pool.
Splash! Water splashes everywhere.
Upon seeing this.
Audrey quickly adjusted her breathing mask and weights, and then followed suit as she dived down.
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