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Chapter 110 The Bottom Line a Man Should Have

Chapter 110 The Bottom Line a Man Should Have

Rehearsals are in full swing.

The day for the official recording arrived quickly.

Early in the morning.

The van arrived downstairs at Shen Jian's building.

After washing up, get on the bus.

Yang Tianzhen, Liang Mu, and Lin Youyou were all there.

This time, Yang Tianzhen's trip was not convenient due to work commitments.

Instead, they actually wanted to go to the production team to observe.

Perhaps out of curiosity about Shen Jian's "understanding," I just wanted to see how he would perform this time.

"Sister Yang, are you really going to go with us?"

Yang Tianzhen nodded: "Yes."

Shen Jian: "You don't trust me that much?"

Yang Tianzhen: "What, you have a problem with that?"

Shen Jian sighed: "Sigh, if you're so attached to this relationship, why don't we just go public and tell the whole internet about it?"

Ryogi: 「!!!」

Lin Youyou: "!!!"

Master Zhu: "Okay."

Yang Tianzhen's lips twitched: "Are you having a meltdown first thing in the morning? What's our relationship? What kind of nonsense is this, going public?!"

Shen Jian looked disappointed: "Sister Yang, how could you say such a thing? You've disappointed me so much!"

Why can't we be a little braver? Besides, what's wrong with going public? Just because we're not related?

Yang Tianzhen:

Ryoki: "————"

Lin Youyou: "————"

Master Zhu: "Yes."

Everyone was speechless.

It's quite obvious that Yang Tian is about to become popular.

Liangmu quickly took out his breakfast bag: "Hurry up and eat your breakfast!"

Shen Jian opened it and was surprised to find a milk sandwich: "Why isn't it steamed buns and soy milk?"

Ryoki: "You talk so much while you're eating!"

Shen Jian: "A Liang, this is very important. Do you know what steamed buns and soy milk mean?"

Liangmu: "I don't know."

Lin Youyou: "What?"

Master Zhu: "Delicious."

Shen Jian: "That's right!"

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"The filming location for the program."

Today, besides the staff and the participating comedy teams...

Quite a few people came.

You can see scattered fans waiting in the distance.

Holding up signs, they waited for the celebrity to sign their autograph.

Part of them are fans of other variety show guests and celebrities in the base.

Some are comedians.

Because the big-name guest invited at this stage is Da Zhangwei.

Yang Tianzhen's identity is quite significant. She is acquainted with Li Dan and Ma Shu, and knows Da Zhangwei as well.

So when I got there, I went to chat with them.

"Mr. Yang~, it's been so long! Oh my gosh~, let me give you a hug."

Da Zhangwei greeted Yang Tianzhen warmly.

Yang Tianzhen: "I heard you were coming, so I came to join in the fun."

Da Zhangwei: "Why didn't you say so earlier and arrange to have dinner in advance?"

Yang Tianzhen: "Sure, let's get together after we finish recording. Let's invite Li Dan and Ma Shu too."

Ma Shu: "President Yang, your newcomer did quite well in the first episode. We're all looking forward to this episode."

Li Dan: "Wang Jianguo and Xu Zhisheng both told me that I'll add them on WeChat later and we can chat. I definitely have to come to the finale of my stand-up comedy show."

Yang Tianzhen couldn't stop smiling: "Oh my, why are you praising a newcomer like this? You absolutely can't praise this kid, or he'll be unable to walk."

Da Zhangwei: "Oh, you're being modest, aren't you? I have a very deep impression of him. I met him a few months ago on Mercury. You guys remember that '800' joke, right? Xue Zhiqian still brings it up to me every now and then."

Yang Tianzhen: "Hey, you guys are all exaggerating."

Li Dan: "Really not. I watched his stand-up comedy. He's such a promising person. If you guys don't want him, Xiaoguo might have to sign him."

Yang Tianzhen: "Haha, never mind then, the contract has been signed for quite a while."

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the other side.

Shen Jian followed Zhang Weiyi's team to warm up before the competition.

The second stage of the competition was also recorded in multiple episodes.

Each episode features eight works performed in succession.

After all teams have performed their three pieces in turn, the final total score will be calculated to rank them and eliminate them.

"Shall we go first?"

"Oh dear, even the lottery draw is so unlucky."

"Go for it, Li Doudou! You can do it!"

The team members cheered themselves on.

Some have already started reciting their lines silently to get into character.

Zhang Weiyi walked over and patted Shen Jian on the shoulder: "How was it? Even more exciting than the first episode, right?"

Shen Jian nodded: "It's exciting, but Brother Zhang, what's that handprint on your face?"

"Ah, uh—well, it's nothing." Zhang Weiyi dodged Shen Jian's observation.

Shen Jian narrowed his eyes: "Brother Zhang, did you have a fight with Sister Dong Xuan?"

Zhang Weiyi sighed helplessly: "It wasn't really an argument, it was more like... getting to know each other."

Shen Jian exclaimed, "What profound vocabulary!"

Zhang Weiyi: "There's no other way. For the sake of the G-Wagon, we have to endure some hardships. Liangmu said the same thing."

Shen Jian was taken aback: "He said he suffered?"

Zhang Weiyi nodded: "Yes."

Shen Jian said helplessly, "Brother Zhang, you might have misunderstood what A Liang meant."

Zhang Weiyi: "Huh? What do you mean?"

Shen Jian: "I'm okay with suffering a bit, but that doesn't mean I have no bottom line!"

Zhang Weiyi: "???"

Shen Jian: "Take slapping someone, for example. How could you let Sister Dong Xuan do it herself? You have to slap yourself!"

Zhang Weiyi's eyes lit up, as if he had seen a guiding light: "Holy crap, bro, that's impressive!"

Shen Jian: "Go ahead and learn it."

Beep beep—

At that moment, Zhou Tao's loudspeaker blared from the stage.

"Attention all groups, our guests are in place. Teacher Ma Dong, you may begin."

"Alright, welcome everyone to the second season of 'I Love Shopping, So I Group Buy,' a comedy extravaganza exclusively sponsored by Meituan Group Buying! I'm your host, Ma Shu!"

"Let's welcome Boss Li Dandan, our old friends Zhang Ruoyun and Hu Xianxu, and Da Zhangwei who just arrived!"

As Mashu's voiceover ended.

The program began to get on track.

The guests interacted and joked around to warm up the atmosphere before announcing the competition rules.

Then the first performance began.

"For the first performance, 0kboom DouDou from Team X, along with her team members, will present 'Ten Minutes Between Classes'!"

Wow!!

Thunderous applause erupted from the audience as the curtain slowly rose.

The stage had already been set up to resemble a classroom.

Desks, blackboard, prop windows —

It felt like I was really at school.

"Dear students, this question is a required question on the exam —"

Zhang Weiyi, who plays the teacher, opens the scene with just a few lines.

The actors got into their respective roles.

There wasn't much pressure in the first minute.

Zhang Weiyi started by saying a few seemingly humorous things.

In reality, it didn't cause a ripple.

It seems the timing of early intervention to effectively address the burden was a bit too slow.

But once the stage is set, the performance begins.

There was no room for repairs.

The smiles of the audience below remained unchanged.

But you can definitely feel the atmosphere of waiting.

When everyone is waiting for the first breaking point, there will be invisible pressure on the stage.

This is something every actor who has performed on stage can understand.

But the next second...

"Teacher, I need to go to the toilet!!!"

"!!!"

"!!!"

A sudden sound.

The wait was broken in an instant.

A boy in a school uniform with a stern face stood up from the desk behind him.

His cheeks were hunched over, his eyebrows were like writing characters, and his nose was wide open as if he had something extremely urgent to do, and he was about to light a beacon fire from under his crotch.

No burdens.

It's just a simple matter of being in a hurry.

But that anxious expression on his face made him look like he was about to poop.

Just one second.

That immediately made the audience burst out laughing.

"Oh my god!"

"666, the king of expressions!"

"Damn, that expression...it could probably poop two pounds, right?"

"No, I predicted it would be four jin."

"Hahaha, that's hilarious!"

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