Zongman: I am a god, and my family comes from all realms

#161 - Section 161

Yin and Yang flow, and authority is evolving.

By the time the sun rose, the Yin-Yang Authority had unexpectedly reached LV.3.

"Using the Yin-Yang Authority with ordinary people doesn't give much of a boost, at most a slight increase in stats," Lu Li lamented. "It's different with gods, actually leveling up a whole rank. Not bad!"

Of course, that wasn't the biggest gain. The biggest gain was naturally Eris.

It has to be said, a goddess is a goddess. Even if her figure isn't that hot, and as Aqua says, her chest is padded, the sensation she gives is the most wonderful.

In short, Lu Li was a little reluctant to leave.

"Lu Li, I need to return to the divine realm," Eris quietly opened her eyes.

After all, she's a working goddess and can't stay in the mortal realm for too long.

Lu Li nodded, "Yeah. But remember to come down often."

Eris rolled her eyes: "Although I'm happy that Lu Li likes me, it's best not to spend all your energy on me!"

She had somewhat experienced the feeling that Darkness had described.

It can only be said to be wonderful.

But doing it every day, she was afraid she would become addicted and neglect her work, and then be fired from the divine realm.

As they spoke, the two left the divine kingdom. After some tenderness, Eris returned to the celestial realm, while Lu Li returned to the inn.

233. Aqua: Eris is a philandering cat! (3/5, Seeking Subscriptions)

"Sniff sniff?" Back at the inn, Aqua and the others were already up.

Especially Aqua, who seemed to have a cheat-detecting radar. As soon as Lu Li appeared, she approached him and suspiciously sniffed.

"Eris's scent?!"

Looking at Lu Li, she cried out, "Lu Li, you wouldn't be seduced by Eris, would you? I'm telling you, Eris's chest is padded!"

Lu Li was speechless, "Aqua, there's no Eris here. You must be mistaken."

Aqua sniffed again, frowning, "Impossible, how could I be wrong?"

Celestial Realm.

Eris's expression was quite helpless: "Aqua-senpai is bringing up my embarrassing past again."

Doesn't Lu Li know whether she padded it or not?

Besides, why didn't Lu Li eliminate the scent? She was almost discovered by Aqua!

"Next time, I must remind Lu Li to be more careful."

Nanaumi Anna called out, "Aqua-senpai, it's time to eat. You must have smelled it wrong. Lu Li doesn't know any Goddess Eris. Speaking of which, why are you so concerned about Goddess Eris?"

Aqua snorted, "You're clearly a junior, but you always look at me like an adult looks at a child. It's so annoying."

Hearing this, Nanaumi Anna exchanged a glance with Lu Li, suppressing her laughter.

Aqua's personality is indeed more like a child.

She cries when she wants something, laughs when she's happy, and doesn't have a shred of scheming, unlike a god who has lived for countless years.

Aqua stuffed herself with breakfast while saying, "What are those expressions? It's infuriating, just like Eris."

Lu Li laughed, "They just think Aqua is cute. Alright, after we finish eating, we should head back."

Aqua was smug: "Lu Li has finally discovered my good points? That's right, I'm very cute, quickly give me money to go drink."

After eating, the group boarded the carriage and headed towards Axel.

On the way, Lu Li enjoyed a lap pillow, extremely comfortable, which Aqua watched with great envy.

She wanted to try, but no one was willing.

Megumin: "No way, I feel like Aqua is very heavy. My legs will break by the time we get to Axel."

Alice, Erina: "We only serve our own god!"

Nanaumi Anna: "Me too."

Seeing that she couldn't get any benefits, Aqua had no choice but to criticize Lu Li: "Lu Li, you are too extravagant."

Back in Axel, they turned in the quest.

"We earned another million. Lu Li, let's have a big meal?" Aqua couldn't hold back. "I want the most expensive sparkling wine!"

Lu Li was speechless: "Aqua didn't do anything this time, where's the wine coming from? Besides, you're the water goddess, the wine turns into water when you drink it, what a waste."

Aqua cried, "I can't help it, but I can always feel a little bit of the taste. Without drinking, I feel like life has no fun."

"Do you want to drink real wine?" Lu Li's expression changed. "I have a way."

Aqua's eyes lit up: "Really?"

"Of course." Lu Li nodded, and immediately bought a few bottles of sparkling wine, as well as some monster ingredients, and took everyone back to the villa.

Back at the villa, Alice and Erina started cooking.

Lu Li then used the Yin-Yang Authority to integrate it into the sparkling wine.

Aqua will autonomously purify everything, which is ultimately law assimilation.

Now that his Yin-Yang Authority has reached Lv.3, he will naturally no longer be easily purified, allowing Aqua to enjoy the taste of wine.

Seeing Lu Li complete the operation, Aqua couldn't wait to pour herself a glass and drink it down.

"So refreshing!"

"The sparkling wine has become so delicious!"

"But, why do I feel so dizzy? Is this what it's like to be drunk?"

Usually, although she has a slightly dizzy feeling, because of the purification, that state disappears before it can last long.

This time, with the blessing of the Yin-Yang Authority, Aqua finally experienced the feeling of an ordinary person being drunk.

"Why are there so many Lu Lis?"

Before the meal even started, Aqua was drunk.

Megumin clicked her tongue: "So weak."

She tasted half a glass and then also collapsed on the table.

Darkness's eyes lit up: "Could it be that the god put something in the wine!"

Thinking of this, she wanted to go drink.

Although the god's playing style is very perverted, she doesn't mind!

She also wants to try this kind of playing style.

Lu Li: "I didn't put anything in it, I just used authority to make the wine taste purer. Alright, you can drink if you want, but first send these two back to their rooms."

After that, out of curiosity about the wine fused with the Yin-Yang Authority, everyone got drunk, and the food wasn't even touched.

Lu Li sent everyone back to their rooms and was about to eat when he heard a knock on the door. Opening the door, it was Eris in full divine armor.

"Could it be that Eris is also curious about the taste of the wine?"

"A little." Eris nodded.

A moment later.

"So delicious! If Aqua-senpai could use her divine power, she could definitely drink a lot, right?"

Because Aqua was brought to the lower realm by Satou Kazuma, her divine power is actually restricted.

The celestial realm is really too worried.

With Aqua's carefree nature, if her divine power wasn't restricted, she might destroy the lower realm in a few days.

Drinking wine and eating food, Eris's expression management became increasingly out of control.

Soon after, she was already leaning against Lu Li, constantly praising him, quite like Kirisu Mafuyu when she's drunk and likes to praise people.

"Lu Li is so handsome!"

"So amazing!"

As they spoke, the two had already entered the bedroom.

The next day.

"Eris?!"

Aqua sensed a familiar aura, pushed the door open, and saw Eris and Lu Li together. Then she broke down, and her sharp voice directly alarmed everyone in the villa.

Then, Nanaumi Anna and the others also woke up.

A moment later.

Everyone appeared in the living room and saw Lu Li and Eris sitting together, while Aqua, like an abandoned little beast, hugged Lu Li's leg.

"Lu Li, don't abandon me."

"You philandering cat, don't steal Lu Li from me!"

Eris was quite speechless. Nothing had happened between Lu Li and Aqua, so how did she become hers?

If there's a philandering cat, how could that title fall on her head?

"Aqua-senpai..."

Aqua was dissatisfied: "I must add another sentence to the doctrine—Eris is a philandering cat!"

Nanaumi Anna gave a thumbs up, praising, "The god is so amazing, quietly running off with a goddess."

Megumin was shocked: "Aqua, is she really Goddess Eris?"

Darkness looked at Eris, feeling a sense of familiarity, and couldn't help but be lost in thought.

234. Aqua's Curiosity (4/5, Seeking Subscriptions)

"She is indeed Goddess Eris."

Lu Li laughed, "Now I officially announce that Eris will join our family!"

"No, if Eris joins this family, what about me?"

Aqua was dissatisfied, "I'm clearly just a latecomer!"

Alice smiled: "Aqua-sama, gods are very loving. It's impossible for you to make her give up Eris-sama."

"She's clearly flat-chested, where does her charm come from?" Aqua muttered in a low voice.

Eris's forehead veins throbbed: "Aqua-senpai is really!"

Aqua was smug: "Do you have any objections? I'm your senior! Ow, that hurts..."

As soon as she finished speaking, she received a chop from Lu Li.

"Aqua, don't bully Eris."

Aqua made a fuss: "You're bullying me for Eris's sake? Lu Li is so mean."

Although she was making a fuss, Aqua didn't leave.

At noon, Eris sensed a message from the divine realm and directly returned to work.

Until the evening, Eris did not return.

In Aqua's words, the celestial realm is also quite busy, in addition to reincarnation, they also often have meetings and create cheats.

Of course, this is something that only Eris would participate in.

Like Aqua, divine realm meetings and cheat creation will try not to invite her.

After all, she is too noisy.

If she makes a scene at the meeting, how can they clean it up?

As for cheats, they can't let her create them even more.

With her personality, she might create some world-destroying cheat, and the divine realm would have to clean up after her, which is just constant trouble.